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10 signs that prove food is your BAE!
Is the kitchen your favorite room in the house? People watch sports, spend hours watching movies but you love going through the visual therapy of cookbooks and the food section of magazines.
Do you have serious issues at a restaurant while ordering food because you just cant seem to narrow down to a single dish? You need to order like literally everything on the menu!!
If any of these signs sound familiar—well, you might just be in a secret relationship with food which is only growing stronger by the minute.
1.You eat too quickly and burn your mouth.
Ha-Ha, we all have been down that regretful lusty road to have the first bite of that gooey hot cheese pizza or that cheese plastered baked lasagna and burnt our mouth, because well, we are greedy pigs!
2.You spend a lot of time perusing restaurant menus and peppering waiters with questions.
Well, well, ordering food is a task that you take very, very seriously and you need to go through the entire menu thoroughly so you order the best dish there is.This involves pissing off the servers with endless questions and sometimes your friends too! People need to understand the significance of getting food orders right!
3.Holidays always revolve around new food.
When you travel, the first thing you look forward to is not the destination but the food! You have googled ‘places to eat’ and know and try to fit in all the awesome eating places on your schedule. Others may want to sightsee, shop or party, but you my friend, only want good food! Simple life goals.
4.You don’t know the meaning of “Fat”.
Well, there is too much food seduction going on in the world and you don’t need useless excuses like fat to distract your mind from the true goal of your life which is food. When people tell you about their diet you just want them to shut up and eat their leafs while you make love to your double whammy cheeseburger. You are curvy and thats the way to roll bitches!
5. You feed your instagram before people.
Guilty!!!!! The world needs to know the yummy food you are eating and you consider it as your patriotic duty to showcase beautiful food on your social media.
6.You have atleast one food app on your phone.
Technology is of no use unless it can bring you closer to food, right? So you’re either hooked to Zomato which is like the Tinder of your life or you have a several other restaurant apps on your phone.
7.Bad tasting food just breaks your gluttonous fat heart.
You made all the plans and efforts to try out this new restaurant in town but the food tastes so bleh that you just want to cry. You waste your calories on worthless food while you deserve only the most delectable feast meant for Gods!
8.Your social media is subscribed to most food related pages.
You can just stare all day at pretty pictures of food. You follow food accounts on facebook and instagram. I am sure you are totally following FoodTalkIndia, Tasty, Eatlo, Tastemade and BBC Goodfood! (and me of course:p)
9.People who “forget to eat” are just an abomination to you.
Like who forgets to eat? Do you forget to breathe or forget to blink? I don’t think so. How on earth can someone just forget the most vital part of the day which is obvisouly eating. What can be humanly more important and worth your time than some tasty grub in your belly? Do you even have a soul?
10. You’d rather have someone bring you food as a romantic gesture instead of flowers.
What can be more romantic than food as a sign of love? More food, I guess.
You just don’t understand why people would buy anything other than food to impress their dates. Food is yummy and satisfying and just a happy sight. No amount of roses can stand a chance to beat a fresh hot box of sugar glazed donuts or a bouquet of junk food :p.
If you made it till here, you’re clearly a massive foodie and chances are you are hungry right now! Ba-Ha-Ha
Think an oversized burger encasing ground meat, slowly seared, crusty on the outside, juicy, piled with glossy caramelized onions, draped in gooey cheese sauce that looks like sunshine, between the softest warm buttered bun dotted with poppy seeds! Dayam, ok you can kill me now!